Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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