I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Are my feet made of real feet?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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