JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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