I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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