U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
whose ass print is on the piano?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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