i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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