It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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