I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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