oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
she was so not down for the gang bang
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
So much Jack, so little girl.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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