dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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