Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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