Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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