Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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