How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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