i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Sorry about my life...
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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