Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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