guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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