Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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