I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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