so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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