I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think im going to throw up on grandma
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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