I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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