didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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