so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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