everyone is single if you try hard enough
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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