We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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