DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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