Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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