It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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