This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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