Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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