I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important