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• (425): View more from Washington

  my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up

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• (951): View more from California

  We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.

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