if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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