we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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