its not stalking. its research.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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