apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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