He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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