FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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