yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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