no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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