i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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