I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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