i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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They took my balls.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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