office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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