God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
