Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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