Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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