thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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