One girl and one boy is just not enough.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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