Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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