With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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