I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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