Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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