remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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