we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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