i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
